“Keep my name out your mouth,” Dak Prescott and/or Zeke Elliott at practice today, probably.
Dallas Cowboys safety Damontae Kazee — Google him, he plays for the Cowboys, I promise — thought it was a good idea to just casually throw the two most recognizable players on the team under the bus while he was getting stopped by the police.
To the tape:
“I was just with Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott and we were just having fun — went out,” Kazee said.
SHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damn, dude. Calm down.
“Today we was just going out to eat,” Kazee said, “because it’s rookie night.
“Probably had like three shots.”
“My bad.”
Nah.
My man, I watched that video. You didn’t stop at three shots.
The arrest isn’t new information, Kazee was arrested and charged with a DWI, and he already addressed the situation two months ago saying, “I apologized to my family, my teammates, my coaches and to the owner, who gave me a job.”
“I’m happy the Lord helped me get out,” and added that he would “deal with” any punishment the NFL levied on him over it all. “I didn’t hit nobody, I didn’t hurt myself. Just thankful I’m here now.”
The last bit may have hit a little too close to home with the NFL as it is dealing with a disaster of a situation in Las Vegas with Henry Ruggs.
Just get a fvck Uber. And don’t try to use their clout to get outta your bad ideas.
