Jared Goff Winning On and Off The Field

Thanks to the fvcking Oakland Raiders losing to the Redskins Football Team the amazing 39 game scenario needed to get Detroit into the playoffs has been scratched and the team has been eliminated at 1-10-1.

The Lions did their part this weekend, beating the Vikings, 29-27, on a nice little play at the end for Goff and Gang. His girlfriend, Christen Harper  — who is a model, of course — was taking in the action during a Sports Illustrated photo shoot.

To the tape for her reaction:

“Guys, this is their first win,” she said.

“I’m going to cry,” Harper added as a crewmember showed her the ending as Goff found Amon-Ra St. Brown in the end zone as time expired.

Harper was in the SI swimsuit issue this year and has spent some of her time in the Motor City picking crops for a Detroit mobile food rescue organization.

She claims that she actually like the shitstain of a city:

“I’ve honestly been loving the change of pace” in Detroit, she told her Instagram followers back in October. She added that moving to Detroit has been an “opportunity to slow down and focus on things I haven’t been able to in a long time because of the fast-paced lifestyle in LA.”

Whatever… good job Jared.

You finally got your first win without Sean McVay as your head coach… and you get to come home to a SI Swimsuit model.

That should could for two Ws.