Just like during his magical days at Texas A&M, Johnny Manziel was able to duck, dodge, and weave his away from those who were looking to take him down.
In this case it was his ex-wife, the poor man’s Khloe Kardashian, Bre Tiesi.
Nick Cannon — the comedian, actor, rapper, media personality — recently had a gender reveal party for what will be his eighth child, with a fifth baby mama.
Manziel, whose divorce from Tiesi went final in November, got a good belly laugh Tuesday when Cannon was gifted a condom vending machine.
He had to break his silence on the subject. And did so with just a simple reply on the Gram:
“IYKYK,” Manziel wrote on Instagram Story.
Honestly, let’s look at this objectively: Manziel totally avoided taking a financial bullet. After initially calling for spousal support in the divorce filing, Tiesi quickly called off the dogs in 2019 and told her lawyers to just get a divorce done. That’s right, Johnny didn’t have to give up a penny of his fortune.
“I do, I did, I’m officially done,” Tiesi said in November as news of her divorce to the former Heisman winner went public. “No shade to J, wish you nothing but the best, love ya.”
And now she’s pregnant with Cannon’s 8th child.
Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin’ child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
Listen, Johnny may be driving a Hyundai these days… but, he isn’t on the hook for anything else.
Cannon, for his part, is all good with it.
“The idea that a man should have one woman … we should have anything … I have no ownership over this person. It’s about what exchange we can create together. So I’ve never really subscribed to that mentality. I don’t want ownership over anybody. I don’t have ownership over any of the mothers,” adding, “Every woman that I deal with or dealt with, they know how I feel.”
So is Bre, apparently.
“My son 🤍🙏🏼✨💙 Been keeping you safe in my belly from this world as long as I could.. you are surrounded by so much love. Mommy and daddy can’t wait to meet you 👼🏽,” Tiesi wrote during the gender reveal party.
