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Kim K Mocking Herself In A Wedding Speech Kinda Makes Me Not Hate Her… As Much

US media personality Kim Kardashian attends the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar Party following the 92nd Oscars at The Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills on February 9, 2020. (Photo by Jean-Baptiste Lacroix / AFP) (Photo by JEAN-BAPTISTE LACROIX/AFP via Getty Images)

Kim Kardashian and her sisters are woven so deeply into the American social quilt that it is honestly very impressive. She turned a sex tape into a billion-dollar empire for her entire family. That takes some level of knowledge and skill that you have to respect.

That does not mean that I can not roll my eyes at the worship she receives… I do not like her, I have never thought she was the best looking of her sisters (whatsup Kourtney) — and certainly not including the next generation, factoring in Kendall — and the track record of men the collective have ruined is stunning.

Khloe has ended the NBA career of Rashad McCants, James Harden had “the worst year of his life” while dating her, Tristan Thompson was on his way to being good… now he is irrelevant, and Lamar Odom became a crackhead that almost died at a brothel. French Montana had a big record deal and now can’t play local festivals.

Kim pushed Kanye into being a bigger maniac than he was before, her marriage to Kris Humphries took him from a guy that averaged 14 points-10 boards with the Nets to out of the league in three years, Reggie Bush became obsolete in the NFL after dating her, and record producer Damon Thomas went bankrupt and has $4M in debt since they were together. Mile Austin was a rising NFL star, he was out of the league in a year after dating with Kim.

Kendall and Kylie are gaining some rep for the ability ruin things, too. One Direction broke up right after Kendall dated Harry Styles and Devin Booker’s Suns team lost the next playoff series after their relationship was detailed. Tyga had some bangers out there, then he dated Kylie and now he is being a little too similar to R. Kelly with his new choice of very young dates.

Bruce Jenner turned into Caitlyn Jenner after being married to Kris.

Avoid Kardashian women at all cost!

At least she has a sense of humor about it all. Apparently.

She was at the wedding of entertainment executive Simon Huck — who has worked closely with Kardashian’s PR team in the past. Huck and his partner, Phil Riportella, asked Kim to do a speech.

And… she kind of killed it.


“It’s so nice to be here at a gay wedding, I haven’t been to one since my second wedding,” she joked.

It was a cold as ice reference to her 72-day marriage to Humpries.

She continued with the self-roast: “When Simon asked me to talk tonight, I was a little bit confused because I haven’t quite figured out this marriage thing myself,” she continued. Kardashian’s divorce from rapper Ye, formerly Kanye West, is not yet finalized. “So, I don’t know what kind of advice I’m going to give to you guys tonight.”

she ruins him. I am openly rooting for that dude to go down bad.

Anyways, thanks for having a sense of humor, Kim. It is good to know you can laugh at yourself.



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Written by Malcolm Henry

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