Kourtney Kardashian Is Drinking Travis Barker’s… Semen?

We can all agree that as a family the Kardashian’s are nearly impossible to like. They’re all rich and famous for no other reason than the fact that they are, well, rich and famous. Kim’s sex-tape with Ray J propelled them to fame, and right when we all thought we were finally going to see them fade away a bit after Keeping Up with the Kardashians stopped, Hulu decided that they’d keep it going even longer with the new show The Kardashians.

Pretty much everything that comes out of that camp is complete nonsense, but today we got a bomb dropped can only be true for the Kardashians. Kourtney Kardashian was instructed to drink Travis Barker’s semen. Go ahead, read that again. She drank his freaking jizz. I mean who else but a Kardashian?

Kourtney revealed that in an effort to increase fertility with the Blink-182 drummer, her doctor instructed her to consume her husband’s semen in an effort to improve her thyroid levels.

I can’t remember what he said, if it was low or high, but he told us, well, he told me, that the thing that would help it was drinking [Travis’] cum, like, four times a week,” said Kardashian. Barker had his own opinions on the medical advice: “I love this doctor.” We bet you do, buddy.

The couple implied that they aren’t following that part of the advice, but let’s be real: they definitely are. Travis Barker, like any guy probably would be, seemed way too excited for them to not even have given it a shot.

There you have it: the latest and most bizarre to come out of the Kardashian world, and hey, at least this one was entertaining. Honesty, though, between the Kim/Kanye/Pete Davidson drama and all the other nonsense that has been going around with them, I think we’re all ready for them to quiet down for a while – unless more jizz drinking happens, of course.