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Amber Heard Claims She Did Not Crap the Bed!

After a week-long break, the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defecation defamation trial continued today, and Amber Heard has taken a stand, claiming that it was in fact, not her, who pooped on the bed she and Johnny Depp shared.

Heard’s version of the story goes like this: Depp’s dog, Bo, who was a puppy at the time, managed to find his way into Johnny Depp’s weed stash and had gotten quite high. The result of this high, Heard claims, is that Bo and the other dogs had gotten up on the bed before Heard and her friends were leaving for Coachella. During that time on the bed, Bo was suffering gastrointestinal distress as a result of consuming weed, and because of that, he took a steamer on the couple’s bed.

Johnny Depp, on the other hand, has a very different version of what happened. He claims that the poop he found on his bed was much too large for a small dog to have made, and because of that, he feels that the crap must have been made by a human. A former driver of Depp’s claimed that Heard had told him that she had played a prank that didn’t go over well, but Heard denies it. Depp described the dump, saying it was, “so outside, so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”

It seems here we have a classic case of “Who Pooped the Bed?”

You know what they say: “Life imitates art.”

What do you think?

Written by VinegarStrokes

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