Look at us trying to PG-13 up our headlines here on TotalFratMove… clearly this should be a “Anitta, And Her Magic Pvssy, Ensures A Bengals Super Bowl Win” … but, not anymore.
Anyways… Anitta, she of her 50 millions social followers and not very good music, took to the talk show circuit and revealed that she is banging a Bengal, or a Bengal is banging her, and that her sex will be better than all other sex the night before the big game.
“The Bengals are going to win for sure. I know for a fact. You can bet all your money there,” Anitta said. “All your money, you can bet on Cincinnati Bengals.
“Do you want to know how I know they’re going to win? Because one of my men is playing there. One of my men.”
Anitta is pretty clearly a sex-positive sort, which we champion, and said because she travels all around the world, she needs to have different men to sleep with at different locations.
Makes sense to me. Wanna come visit central Pennsylvania?
“[I] gotta have options.”
Anitta met her Bengal option recently at a strip club in Miami.
“I saw this guy who was super hot, [he plays for the Bengals],” Anitta explained. “And I said, ‘Yo, if you don’t find anyone to have sex with tonight hotter than I am, you just call me. And if I don’t find anyone hotter than you, I will call you too. At the end of the day, we both found … I’m practical, some Brazilian energy.”
Anitta plans to bang the Bengal again, this time the night before the Super Bowl to get him ready for the game.
“I know they’re going to win because I’m going to make sure he has a great night beforehand. He’s going to have a great night and he’s going to win the next day. You can bet all your money.”
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