Celebrities Have The Same Thanksgivings Meals Us As — If They Are In Jail, That Is

By now you are emerging from your food coma — or all the booze, or the cousin walk — and trying to kill some time before you dip out and head back to campus. I mean, you can’t just be home for a day and then go back, that isn’t cool. Mom will be sad.

Anyways, in your effort to kill time you landed here, and I appreciate that.

So, for me, yesterday was a plate of turkey, mashed potatoes with corn on top (I don’t like gravy), waldorf salad, collard greens, and stuffed mushrooms. I skipped desert and took a cousin walk, came back and enjoyed some more turkey before bed.

It was much the same for our celebrity friends… at least those that are behind bars.

R. Kelly at MDC Brooklyn:

— Roast turkey or roast eggplant, turkey gravy, cornbread stuffing, cranberry sauce, biscuit and pie

Allison Mack at California’s FCI Dublin

— Roasted turkey with pan gravy, country ham, mashed potatoes or baked potato, candied sweet potatoes, cornbread stuffing, steamed green beans, cranberry sauce, turkey gravy, dinner roll and pie

YFN Lucci at Georgia’s Fulton County Jail:

— Sliced turkey, cranberry sauce, cornbread stuffing, green beans, sweet potatoes, dinner roll and dessert

Suge Knight at San Diego’s Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility:

— Roast turkey, green salad with dressing, cranberry sauce, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, vegetables, dinner roll or biscuit and pumpkin pie

YNW Melly at Florida’s Broward County Jail:

— Turkey breast, gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans, breadsticks and bread pudding

Harvey Weinstein at Los Angeles County Jail:

— Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, brown gravy, cranberry sauce, green beans, tossed salad with dressing, dinner roll and pumpkin muffin

This is ripped straight from TMZ, they did all the legwork, so click on some of their other stories at

Written by Malcolm Henry

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