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Elon Musk, Grimes Give New Baby Another Stupid Name

Why? Seriously… why? Why do Grimes and Elon Musk have to give their kids the dumbest fvcking names in the solar system?

Oh, shit. Elon is an alien. They are coming. He is preparing his kids for success.

Fvck, I’m so high right now.

Anyways… the singer announced that she and the Tesla CEO welcomed their second child in December 2021. And this time they took extra special care of naming this one ‘Exa Dark Sideræl’, but they are going to call her, ‘Little Y’ ……

Fvck you.

If you forgot, X Æ A-12, is their son’s name.

According to Grimes in an interview with Vanity Fair her daughter’s first name, Exa, refers to the supercomputing term exaFLOPS. Her middle name, Dark, meanwhile, represents “the unknown.” Grimes explained, “people fear it but truly it’s the absence of photons. Dark matter is the beautiful mystery of our universe.”

They are aliens. I was fvcking right.

She continued that the third part of the name, Sideræl, is pronounced sigh-deer-ee-el, was “more elven” spelling of sidereal, “the true time of the universe, star time, deep space time, not our relative earth time.”

Seriously. I may be onto something. They aren’t just weird.

Grimes also added that she would happily support her daughter in changing her name if she doesn’t like it … and … and said that she’d be the first in line to offer up suggestions.

Suggestions? Fvck.

Could you not have used just one of those and if she didn’t like… Brittany… then offer Exa Dark Sideræl…



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Written by Malcolm Henry

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