Where do I sign up? I don’t care if it doesn’t make any sense; I don’t care if this looked like a scene from Django more than a political ad. This country is a crumbling empire, and entertainment is one of the only meaningful things we produce anymore. For fucks sake, our last president was a game show host, and the current one is dead. In the last forty-eight hours, I’ve seen the president’s son’s penis more than my own. If this country is going to fall, we might as well go out blazing. Jerone Davison, ex-Raiders running back and representative for Arizona’s 4th congressional district, is not going to solve anything, but at least he would be a fun Twitter follow.
God Bless America.
