People That Are Pissed At Finland’s Hot Prime Minister Are Idiots

Sanna Marin, Finland's prime minister, before an interview at the prime minister's official residence at Kesaranta in Helsinki, Finland, on Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2021. Women must be included in rebuilding economies after the pandemic marked "a step backward" for equality in many countries by hitting them disproportionately, Marin said. Photographer: Roni Rekomaa/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin was forced to issue an apology because people are super pissed that this girl-nextdoor smokeshow went out clubbing.

They are all melted into a puddle because she didn’t answer her phone while her aides were trying to tell her she exposed to an individual who tested positive for COVID-19. It was first reported on Saturday that she… **gasp** went out in public with her husband and a group of friends even after she was around the country’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Pekka Haavisto, who tested positive for the coronavirus.

According to recent reports, around 87% of Finland’s population over the age of 12 has is at least partially immunized against COVID-19 and 82% is believed to be fully vaccinated.

The Prime Minister is also a healthy, 36-year-old, so statistically her chances of having any health consequences if she did catch Covid are next to nothing.

Translated, she wrote: “We have spent some free time with my husband in Helsinki on the Independence Day weekend. Our daughter has been taking care of her grandparents in Tampere. We’ve gone out for dinner, shopping in the city, saw our friends and spent time in the evening and night life as well. We have been asked about a corona pass in restaurants and all of our company have had it.

“On Saturday evening my secretary of state called me on the parliament’s work phone and told me about the corona infection by Minister Pekka Haavisto. At the same time, he said that there will be no special measures on the matter and no ministers will be quarantined because everyone has two vaccines and full vaccine protection. I did not question the information I received because THL has given a similar instruction to the citizens. If you have received two vaccines, those who were exposed are not scheduled for a test or quarantine. So on Saturday, I have understood that the work of the members of the government council will continue normally, unless the health authority is contrary to the instructions.

“However, a text message has received some unusual information from the State Council’s work phone, which has been urged to avoid contacts and apply for the test. I received this information on Sunday and immediately applied for a test, the result was negative.

“On Saturday night I didn’t have a government council phone with me, but a parliamentary work phone, which I mainly use to handle work tasks. You can always reach me on the phone and so you reached me this time too.I should have used better consideration on Saturday night and rehearse the instruction I got another time. I’m really sorry that I didn’t understand how to do this.”

I have no interest in fake apologies. She is not sorry. I am not mad.

I do have interest in finding out if she can be cast as Mary Jane in a future Spider-Man movie, it is an obvious choice.

Written by Malcolm Henry


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  1. From what I understand, it is only a small minority of people who are upset about Sanna Marin’s partying in her time off. It also seems that Russian bots are largely to blame for the subsequent backlash on Twitter. Sanna Marin is an extremely popular public figure and the vast majority of Finns really don’t care if their prime minister lets her hair down once in a while.

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