I Hope To God This Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian Revenge Sex Rumor Is True

Pete Davidson is getting way too much top tier action than he should. I am jealous of it, if we are being honest. I am also hopeful because of it. I am better looking than Pete Davidson and so if I can just get rich, I’ll swing so hard.

That said, a new theory has emerged as to why Pistol Pete is scoring hard with Kim Kardashian — besides wanting to see what that ass is all about — and I hope that this rumor is true because it would make me respect his game a little bit more.

Let’s go to the tape:

Yeah… the theory is that Pete is getting his revenge on Kanye by fvcking his wife because of a dinner tab.

If you didn’t watch the clip, Davidson told Jimmy Fallon that Ye dined and dashed on him at Kid Cudi’s birthday party. Pete was invited to celebrate Cudi’s birthday at Nobu in Malibu, arrived early, gave the restaurant his credit card with the intention to treat Cudi to dinner.

Then… the power couple showed up and things got a little crazy.

Davidson said that Kanye requested the ‘special room in the back’ and then ‘began ordering items that weren’t available.’

Davidson wrapped the story with the bill “wasn’t as bad as you might think, but it’s not like it’s Applebee’s. It’s Nobu, which is like 77 Applebee’s.”

And, shit, Kanye is the richest rapper of all time and Kim is worth like $45 Billion. They could have paid the bill.

Now, Kanye is down bad. He is still calling Kim his ‘wife’ … while she is out with Pete… and saying dumb shit like there is no papers for their divorce even though she filed in February.

“She’s still my wife, there ain’t no paperwork,” West said in an interview on Thursday with N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN on Revolt TV’s Drink Champs podcast.

SNL making my wife say ‘I divorced him’ because they just wanted to get that bar off, and I ain’t never even seen the papers, we’re not even divorced. That ain’t no joke to me. My kids want their parents to stay together. I want us to be together.”

“But if you look at the media, that’s not what they promoting. That’s not what they want. They want it to be a new wedding, a new episode, a new TV show. Then they have people all around and my wife here, you know, this publicist that’s next to her — I don’t f— with her.”

If you missed Kim on SNL… Kim led with this:

“I married the best rapper of all time. Not only that, he’s the richest Black man in America — a talented, legit genius who gave me four incredible kids,” she said. “So, when I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing: his personality.”

Anyways, if Pete is taking out 77 Applebee’s worth of frustration, that is a level that I hope to land on some day.

Written by Malcolm Henry

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