I mean, Jesus Christ, I know we live in an Orwellian government and the world is going to hell, but I thought there were still SOME rules. I do respect this move though. This is some National-Geographic-assertion-of-dominance type of shit right here. I can’t even piss next to a guy if he’s more than five inches taller than me. Granted, this did take place at a Florida Panthers game, so only seven people had to see this.