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Megan Fox, MGK Increase Their Level of Annoyance With Fingernail Chains

Megan Fox is becoming so fvcking annoying that she is slowly becoming unbangable. A sentence that I never thought I would think let alone say out loud…

Her time with MGK is highlighting just what a crazy person she is and it is really worrisome. Like, what the fvck is going on. The latest incident was the two of them chaining themselves together with a two foot long fingernail piercing.

Good Lord, stahpit.

Brittney Boyce is the ‘artist’ that did the work and she gave the details to everyone on the Gram.

“After the nails were dry, I used a nail piercer to pierce both of their pinky nails and added rings to them, so that I could attach two chains to them, so that they were chained together.”

Fvcking kill me now.

“They like to match…it’s their thing,” Boyce also told Page Six. “He’s one of my favorite clients, I get a lot of people that just ask me, ‘What’s in?’ and then I tell them, and then we do it. But for him, I really have to think ahead, because he is so artistic and he has so many great ideas.”

The recent run of ridiculous stories between these two are turning me off.

I don’t care that he stabbed himself trying to impress her: “I was like, ‘Oh, check this is out, this is sick,'” MGK said about the incident. “And I threw it up and it came and stuck in my hand. … ‘Cause you know how you throw it up and you’re supposed to catch it? I looked at her and was like, ‘Check this is out’ [imitates the knife landing in the back of his hand followed by a deadpan grunt of pain].”

I think it is super weird that he wore a shirt with her face on The Tonight Show.

I don’t like the “I am weed” story about how they met.

They were super annoying on GQ 40 Questions, too. Hell he barely knew any of the answers.

Why is she with him? WHY WHY WHY

WHY?

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Written by Malcolm Henry

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  1. ‘Becoming unbangable’ as if you ever even had a shot in hell in the first place. All this article screams is “omgggg why did she pick him instead of me 🥺😭😭😭” grow up and check yourself short king

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