Meghan Trainor, Confirmed Weirdo

Me and my friends have a saying for when we meet folks that are obvious legacy bids, are destined to be financial advisors at their dads firm, and love to be on the cutting edge of all the asshole fads… they are easy to spot, and we simply acknowledge, “Those dudes live to smell their own farts.”

It is stupid, maybe not all that funny, but also a likely fact. You know those guys would bottle up their own scent and save it for later, if they could.

Well… Meghan Trainor goes one step beyond that… she and her husband have two toilets in their bathroom so that they can ‘go together’ … Hard Pass on that.

Trainor’s brother knows it. And tells everyone.

“You guys are weirdos, bro,” he said to his sister while appearing on the “Why Won’t You Date Me?” podcast hosted by Nicole Byer. “They poop together. She’s pooping and Daryl’s like, ‘I’m going to go hang out with you now!'”

Weirdos indeed. It is fvcking nasty. I don’t want my own shit smell to linger let alone lock myself in a room to share the fecal funk with someone else.

Trainor explained that she doesn’t really like going to the bathroom in public, and feels more comfortable if her husband is with her “blocking the door” … somehow that is supposed to make it less weird? I dunno.

The “All About That Bass” singer also revealed that they go to the bathroom together so often that they actually had two toilets installed side by side in their new home. Nothing like a side-by-side growler to bring a family together.

“We just got a new house and we did construction – nobody knows this – but in our bathroom, there was one toilet,” she said. “A lot of times in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we gotta pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other?'”

Wait what… “and nobody knows this but in our bathroom there was one toilet” … of course there was only one toilet. You don’t live at Cheesecake Factory. It isn’t some shocking revelation that your personal house only has one shitter per bathroom. Goodness.

Trainor also said that now that they have two toilets “sitting next to each other,” that they use them together “often.”

Listen, your kink level is none of my business… but count me out on shitting next to someone else shitting. I don’t even like to do it at a football game, let alone choosing to do it at my house.

On a more normal not, Trainor did a really revealing interview with American Songwriter about how she struggles with success and failure. She sounds much more normal in this one, so read it to balance out her pooping preference.

Written by Malcolm Henry

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