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Pam Anderson Is Back On The Market, Boys

Your older brothers first fapping is back on the market… Rolling Stone announced Pam Anderson and husband Dan Hayhurst are officially finished after just one year of marriage.

Darn.

The world was first informed of their romance in September 2020 that Anderson was dating Hayhurst. The relationship started after her divorce from her fourth husband, Jon Peters — a marriage that lasted a magical 12 days.

Hayhurst and Anderson were locked down due to COVID on her property in Vancouver, sparking the relationship between the two.

“This is like the magic place to live, I guess. He was working here, and I got stuck here during COVID, and we stuck together, and we’re still stuck together,” Anderson said about Hayhurst before the love ran out.

“He’s the kind of guy I probably would have met if I would have stayed home and not went around the world and got crazy. I mean, I came home in one piece. It’s nice to be with, like, a real man who can actually change a light bulb.”

It is hard to say that this result was anything other than predictable. I mean, Dan’s ex said in 2020 that Pam was a homewrecker, splitting up their family — which included children.

“I decided to speak out because I want people to know that my almost five-year relationship, with three children involved, ended because of the affair Pam and Dan started while he was still with me,” Carey told The Sun in early 2021.

Anderson did not exactly seem to be too concerned about the comments…

“I’m exactly where I need to be — in the arms of a man who loves me,” she said, probably with a big middle finger extended.

If you are scoring at home, Anderson has landed Tommy Lee (1995-1998), Kid Rock (2006-2007), Rick Saloman (2007-2008; annulled) (2014-2015), Jon Peters (12 days in 2020), and now Dan Hayhurst (late 2020-January 2022).

No word on if Pete Davidson has had his reps reach out.

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Written by Malcolm Henry

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