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President Paul?

Well-known politician Logan Paul (definitely not a social media influencer) has restated his intent to run for office once he is of age, which would be in 2032.

Should he win, he has already named his secretary of defense, his brother who is an undefeated boxer, and former Disney channel star, Jake Paul.

He had previously claimed he would run for president on his podcast, and honestly, I believe him. Crazier things have happened and who knows what the US will look like in 2032.

He would fit right in as president as he is no stranger to controversy. In 2018 he uploaded a video filmed in a Japanese forest known for being a place people go to end their lives, and filmed a body. He very quickly took the video down and apologized profusely, and has genuinely shown a lot of character development since then.

We’ve seen celebrities run for offices before, some of them even winning presidencies like Regan and Trump. Man would this make for some good Youtube videos, and whenever we wanted to go to war, Jake could just box the enemy’s secretary of defense and decide it that way.

YE VS Paul 2032, who yall got?

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Written by Ben Mulry

Masshole. Division 1 (intramural) College Athlete. Correct Take Haver.

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