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Rolls Royce CEO Claims Sales Have Surged During COVID Because…YOLO

CHICHESTER, ENGLAND - MAY 27: Rolls-Royce CEO Torsten Muller-Otvos unveils the new coachbuilt Rolls-Royce Boat Tail on May 27, 2021, at the Home of Rolls-Royce in Goodwood, West Sussex, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images for Rolls-Royce Motor Cars)

I fucking love this guy. The entire world has been arguing for two years. Twitter is basically Abu Ghraib, Stephen Colbert is propagating vaccination like its late 1930’s Germany, and everybody has lost at least one family member to either Q Anon or COVID. Yet, this guy has his eyes on the prize- profits.

“Covid forced many people to ground, not to travel anymore and for that reason there is quite a lot of wealth accumulated and that is spent on luxury goods,” Müller-Ötvös said. “We profited from that development.”

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Losers will call this insensitive; I call this being a winner. I worked at a liquor store at the beginning of this whole thing, and one night my boss pulled me over and said, “the great thing about selling booze is that when things are good, people drink, but when things are bad, they drink more.” Why wouldn’t you buy a Rolls Royce if you had the money? I respect humility, but if I were making thirty times my current salary, I too would want to ride around in a big white car that says, “I’m richer than you.”

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Written by Bobby D'Angelo

TFM middle school penis game champion. Rutgers student.

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