Shove It, Grama… I’m Bringing This Giant Reese’s Pie To Thanksgiving

I always get assigned the shit you can not fvck up for Thanksgiving (and Christmas, and New Years, and Easter, and the 4th of July) … you know, shit like napkins that don’t even need to be there, but are certainly nice to have.

Thanks to Reese’s I am about to tell my entire family to fvck off because I am handling desert.

This will be on my fvkcing Thanksgiving menu.

Hershey announced a shitload of new products for the holiday season but a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup pie with diameter of 9 inches and weighing 3.25 pounds takes the…. cake? Pie!

The ‘Thanksgiving Pie’ contains only two ingredients: peanut butter and chocolate. It is also the largest peanut butter cup the company has ever released.

And it must be mine.

Bo Jones, senior associate brand manager at Reeseโ€™s, said, “When you bring together friends and family for Thanksgiving dinner, no table spread is complete without dessert. Atย Reese’s, we wanted to create a dessert that everyone wants a piece of. You can thank us later.”

Here is the fine print: Hershey announced that will only make only 3,000 and they will only be available online. And each pie (or giant peanut butter cup, whatever) will cost $44.99.

The other 13 tasty treats can be learned about here… none are as good as this giant fvcking Reese’s pie…. mostly just some new flavors of Kit-Kat, Yorks, and Kisses. Whatever.

Written by Malcolm Henry

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