Ye Is Down So Bad That He May Never Be Able To Get Up

The man formerly known as Kanye West is legit acting like the loser friend we all have had that simply can’t get over the first girl to ever touch his crank break his heart.

Kim has been spotted multiple times with the ultimate drug/fuckboi, Pete Davidson, meanwhile Ye has been spotted multiple times looking like a simp.

This time, he was giving a speech about his situation while visiting Skid Row, saying, “The narrative that God wants is for you to see that everything can be redeemed. In all these relationships, we’ve made mistakes. I’ve made mistakes. I’ve publicly done things that were not acceptable as a husband, but right now today, for whatever reason — I didn’t know I was going to be standing right here, I didn’t know I was going to be in front of this mic — but I’m here to change that narrative,” Us Weekly reports. 

“I have to be next to my children as much as possible,” he added. “So when I’m out [of] the house, I’ve got a house right next to the house. I’m doing everything to be right next to the situation.”

And he really tipped the scales into crazy with this last quote:

“If the enemy can separate KimYe, there’s going to be millions of families that feel like that separation is OK … [but] when God — who has already won and is so — brings KimYe together, there’s going to be millions of families that are going to be influenced and see that they can overcome the work of the separation, of trauma of the devil that’s used to capitalize and keep people in misery while people step over homeless people to go to the Gucci store.”

Yes… we all look to KimYe for our relationship and it definitely messes with my mind when I have to step over homeless people at the Gucci store.

We are the same…

Honestly, I am rooting for KimYe to get back together if only for the hope that it ruins Pete Davidson.

The Kardashians love to ruin men and if Kim K and can Davidson crawl back under the bridge he used to live, it would be great for me.

I mean, check out this track record:

Kim pushed Kanye into being a bigger maniac than he was before, her marriage to Kris Humphries took him from a guy that averaged 14 points-10 boards with the Nets to out of the league in three years, Reggie Bush became obsolete in the NFL after dating her, and record producer Damon Thomas went bankrupt and has $4M in debt since they were together. Mile Austin was a rising NFL star, he was out of the league in a year after dating with Kim!

Khloe has ended the NBA career of Rashad McCants, James Harden had “the worst year of his life” while dating her, Tristan Thompson was on his way to being good… now he is irrelevant, and Lamar Odom became a crackhead that almost died at a brothel. French Montana had a big record deal and now can’t play local festivals.

Kendall and Kylie are gaining some rep for the ability ruin things, too. One Direction broke up right after Kendall dated Harry Styles and Devin Booker’s Suns team lost the next playoff series after their relationship was detailed. Tyga had some bangers out there, then he dated Kylie and now he is being a little too similar to R. Kelly with his new choice of very young dates.

So… Ye… be careful what you wish for. Do you really want back into this circle?

Written by Malcolm Henry

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