Typical Super Bowl in College

WORCESTER-ENGLAND - MARCH 27: Beer kegs are left outside a pub in Worcester Town Center on March 27, 2021 in Worcester, England . (Photo by Nathan Stirk/Getty Images)


The Super Bowl in college is always a great day. Whether you remember the game or not, it will have you drinking like the next day isn’t Monday. If your team is in the Super Bowl, it will probably make you not want to drink as much. Rizz is going to be 100% out the window because your eyes are going to be glued to the tv for 4 straight hours. Girls are not even a concept anymore, because your tired of them asking why there are so many flags being thrown. However, if your team is not in the game and you don’t like the match-up, Super Bowl Sunday is the best excuse to eat chips, send keg stands, and blackout. 

P.S. If you’re a good teacher, you should just cancel class the next day. There will probably be a total of 4 people showing up. Everyone and their mom is going to be hungover and there will be 0% they get out of bed.

Written by Danny Serrano

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