Different Categories of Pisses

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LIVERPOOL, UNITED KINGDOM - JANUARY 23:  On the day that Britain officially enters a recession, a homeless man urinates in the street on January 23, 2009 in Liverpool, United Kingdom. Figures announced today confirm that the UK is officially in a recession for the first time since the early 1990s after GDP fell in two successive quarters of 2008.  (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

“I gotta pee”- “I gotta pee,” is a universally known saying. If someone in your car ever utters this, you need to pull over immediately. They have probably been holding it in for a long time but didn’t want to inconvenience the whole car. When you gotta pee, it also hurts so god damn bad to keep it in to the point you can barely walk. But the time you get to the toilet or to the tree your going to pee on, it feels like your going to start peeing blood.

A Tinkle- A tinkle is a bitch of a pee. This is the pee you have after you have cracked your seal, and you have to pee 5 minutes after your last one. The tinkle lasts about 10 seconds and after your done, your boys are asking you why you were in the bathroom for 15 seconds. 

A piss- A piss is pretty ordinary. A piss is a normal timed and common pee everyone has in the morning. It’s a pee you have after drinking a bottle of water. It’s a pee you have when you wake up in the morning. Very basic.

Hungover pee- This pee is horrendous. It looks and smells like the twisted teas you were deleting last night. It also reminds you that you drank way too much and you’re probably spinning while it’s coming out. 

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