Greta Thunberg, Please Shut Up… Blah, Blah, Blah

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Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg speaks to demonstrators taking part in a Fridays for Future global climate strike in Berlin on September 24, 2021, two days ahead of the German federal election. - Activists of the movement demonstrate worldwide and in over 350 German cities to call for structural changes through socially just and consistent measures to limit global warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius. Over 1160 campaigns were planned on all continents, the movement announced. (Photo by John MACDOUGALL / AFP) (Photo by JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP via Getty Images)

Since it is apparently not fair for adults to criticize left-wing puppet, green advocate, and super annoying Greta Thunberg because she is a kid with Aspergers — the perfect human shield to grandstand with — … I have to assume she is fair game for college-aged people who are sick of her bullshit, right? If not, I don’t care.

First is first: Greta is among the most annoying people being pushed down our collective throats. She is the female David Hogg of Charlie Kirk’s. I can not express how over this person I am. Actually, I am over the whole climate change thing. That is not to say that I do not believe in climate change, it is to say that if these people were actually concerned about it they wouldn’t be using massive personal jets or yachts to travel, moreover they wouldn’t be holding all of these in-person conventions to lecture everyone and smell their own farts. They could use Zoom like the rest of the world but they just want to flap their gums, pat themselves on the back, and confirm they are the moral compass that everyone else needs to follow.

Sorry, that was a broad brush and not specific to Greta…. let me get back on track…

Greta gave a speech that the Left is YASSSSSS QUEEENING…. all the while she was shitting on them since they are the target audience for the whole movement. Being made to feel less-than while cheering is the ultimate in Lefting.

Here are the highlights from her lecture.

  • “We must find a smooth transition towards a low carbon economy. There is no Planet B,” she said, in a reference to a speech given by French President Emmanuel Macron. “There is no Planet Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
  • “This is not about some expensive, politically correct dream at the bunny hugging or blah, blah, blah. Build back better, blah, blah, blah. Green economy, blah, blah, blah.”
  • “Net zero, blah, blah, blah. Climate neutral, blah, blah, blah. This is all we hear from our so-called leaders — words, words that sound great but so far, has led to no action or hopes and dreams. Empty words and promises.”

All of those “blah, blah, blah” in there are not me adding them in. Those are quotes. She just dropped them in her speech for emphasis? It is something that I may consider for my next presentation.

Using a small number of fundamental economic concepts, this presentation aims to provide a foundation for informed decision making regarding current economic debates… blah,blah, blah….  I CAN’T WAIT TO DO IT!

Again… why are we being forced to listen to this person?
That is not a rhetorical question. That is a real question.

I have heard countless times in the last 18 months specifically “so and so is not an expert in this or that” … “so and so isn’t a doctor” … “so and so isn’t an epidemiologist” …

We are supposed to “trust the science” and “listen to the experts” … and yet we are also supposed to “listen to this kid” … seriously, why?

Oh.. because she has Aspergers and we can’t say that it is stupid for everyone to be worshiping the ground she walks on. Fvck that.

If you wanna watch all the bullshit in one place, have at it… blah, blah, blah…

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1442860615941468161

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