I Am Not A Cat

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Yesterday a video emerged from the internet where 3 lawyers were doing some sort of lawyer shit on zoom, expect one lawyer was a cat.

This is internet 1.0, this is the exact thing that would’ve gone crazy viral on Vine. The serious tone that comes from this lawyer is hilarious. This man sounds like he’s on a bad acid trip as he lets everyone know that he is truly not a cat. But that’s exactly what a cat would say that is using zoom…

This is the exact definition of old people shit. Everybody knows that they are an IT specialist when it comes to their grandparents or parents. They look at us like we are computer wizards as we do very simple things.

With the world still in chaos with Coronavirus you would think that people would get used to life on Zoom. There is still people that have no idea how to live their normal lives remotely. Then there are kids that have figured out how to beat the system and have greatly improved their grades while being remote. This man on the other hand instantly throws his secretary under the bus, and has no idea what he’s doing.

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