Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend is a mix up between between a song and spoken words. The beginning is from High Power by KingMostWanted, and then they just throw in the word cunt a couple of times at the end. I have never heard of KingMostWanted until today, but the entire song gives off Notorious B.I.G. vibes. From the sound of his voice, and the beats I thought it really was Biggie Smalls. Then you add in cunt, girls making sexual faces while wearing no clothes, and it’s a perfect Tik Tok. I wish I lived in the UK not to enjoy the 340 days of rain, but only so I can say cunt all the time. Cunt is the best swear word, and in the UK it’s not even a swear word it’s common language. I’ve tried to create a new swear word Bunt combining bitch and cunt, but the b doesn’t sound as good as the hard c.
We have zoomed in faces at the beginning of the song while doing horny facial expressions. Don’t lie if you see a girl sticking out your tongue; your first thought is her sucking your dick. I know you horny bastards think that way. In the last video, I don’t even know what you would call that. It’s like a wife-beater combined with a swimsuit. Whatever it is, it works.
