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Demi Lovato Now Has A New Dating Preference: Extra-Terrestrials

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 25: Demi Lovato performs onstage during Global Citizen Live on September 25, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for Global Citizen)

Someone stop putting microphones in front of Demi Lovato.

As a content creator, I love it when they talks because something stupid is usually about to come out of Lovato’s mouth. As someone who wanted to bang her a former fan, it makes me sad because something stupid is usually about to come out of Lovato’s mouth.

The latest is that they has not eliminated banging an alien extra-terrestrial. It was on the debut episode of “Face to Face,” Becky G’s new podcast, where she and Demi chatted about about a handful of things before we got to this ridiculous exchange:

Becky G asks, “If there was an ET that hit every box of criteria that would be like the most ideal partner, would you date an ET?”

Without hesitating, Demi replies, “Yes, absolutely. I’m so tired of humans. I am so tired of humans and their human bullshit. I’m so over it. Bring me an alien. Bring me an ET.”

An ALIEN?

Oh… nope. I wrote about this already too, Demi. YOU don’t say alien, remember!

It was literally a month ago when we discussed it.

“I really think that if there was anything out there that would want to do that to us, it would have happened by now,” Lovato said. “But I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything. That’s why I like to call them E.T.s!”

So, is this a racial slur now? I don’t know the rules…

I am going to let it slide, because Lovato also said that getting pronouns correct is still a struggle.

“I definitely fumble my pronouns still to this day,” Lovato said. “You have to understand I was female assigned at birth, and have been a female my entire life up until just this past April/May, and it’s hard to get used to but it’s worth it.”

Anyways, Lovato has been doing some ghost and alien hunting, claiming that they’ve made contact with ETs through meditation and from looking up at the sky.

Meditation? Hmmm, that is what we are calling it now?

Anywho… Demi is down for dating an alien ET. So, if one decides to come to earth and understands correct pronoun usage, we are in business.


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Written by Malcolm Henry

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