Lizzo, Please Wear Clothes

Just days after having to fight off throwing up in my mouth with Madonna climbing all over Jimmy Fallon’s desk and then flashing what is left with her ass (please, let’s stop pretending Madonna is sexy) I have to protect my eyes from all of my social media feeds as all are being taken hostage by Lizzo shaking her … herself…. all over the place.

Good fvcking luck unseeing this:

Yes, that is 33-year-old Lizzo ruining your afternoon.

And yes, just like Madonna people are pretending this is a good thing that is perfectly normal and YASSSSS QUEENING all over the place.

Give me a fvcking break.

This is not ‘body positive’ … this is unhealthy. Humans are not supposed to be this big. Our celebration of obesity is medically unsound as well as physically unpleasant.

No one… AND I MEAN NOT A SINGLE FVCKIN PERSON ON THIS PLANET…. wants to see Lizzo wearing next to nothing.

Here it is, to burn your eyes again.

LOS ANGELES, CA – OCTOBER 12: Lizzo is seen on October 12, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by JOCE/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

They should have blurred out more than her nipples because the whole thing is offensive.

Anyways, please, put on more clothes — because this is not it — or drop some lbs. — not because I am fatphobic, but because I am concerned for your health and well being.

Oh, happy birthday Cardi B.

Written by Malcolm Henry

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