Whether you like it or not, your social media presence is everything. What you put on the internet is ultimately what defines you as a person. Friends, frenemies, PNMs, and ex’s new girlfriends will use everything and anything they find online to create a mental image of you in heir heads. Because original thought is dead, coming up with a bio that fully encapsulates your essence while still being cute and clever is nearly impossible. “I probably hate you” and “At least I think I’m funny” just isn’t cutting it anymore, and letters with your school is so 2020. Instead, use a cheeky song lyric to show not only are you fun and flirty, but you also know your shit about music.
- Somebody please tell em who the eff I is
Superbass, Nicki Minaj - Boy, bye
Sorry, Beyonce - You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving
Sleazy, Kesha - I live for the applause
Applause, Lady Gaga - Miss American Dream since I was 17
Piece of Me, Britney Spears - Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love
The Joker, Steve Miller Band - Female version of a hustler
Diva, Beyonce - Just a valley girl they love to hate
Say, Symon - To the honeys makin’ money playin’ fellas like dummies
Big Poppa, Notorious B.I.G. - I wanna dance with no pants on, holla
Blah Blah Blah, Kesha - My head game got you head over heels (this one maybe be better for Tinder)
Magic Stick, Lil Kim - A free spirit with a wild heart
Simple Things, Miguel - What da dilly yo
Get Ur Freak On, Missy Elliot - Kush rolled, glass full, I prefer the better things
Up All Night, Drake - I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt
Style, Taylor Swift - If you’re still up then I’m still down
After Hours, Mike Stud - She like hip hop and rock n roll
Corona and Lime, Shwayze - If you ain’t reckless then you ain’t with me
Girls, Santigold - Coppin’ sweaters in the summer with the sale on it
$ave Dat Money, Lil Dicky - It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
Shake It Out, Florence + The Machine - Doin it big like I live in the Taj Mahal
Tambourine, Eve - I’m your hell, I’m your dream, I’m nothing in between
Bitch, Meredith Brooks - La da di da di, we like to party
We Can’t Stop, Miley Cyrus - Hot and dangerous
We R Who We R, Kesha - I’m just a girl, a little ‘ol me
Just A Girl, No Doubt - Purse so heavy gettin’ Oprah dollas
Boss, Fifth Harmony - Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well
Bad Girls, M.I.A. - Pretty mind, silk thoughts
Bacon, Nick Jonas - The kinda girl you like is right here with me
Partition, Beyoncé - Attitude on na na
For Free, DJ Khaled and Drake - Ruby red lips sippin’ on sweet tea
Barefoot Blue Jean Night, Jake Owen - Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know
Magnets, Disclosure - I acquired taste for salmon on a bagel with the capers on a square plate
Broccoli, D.R.A.M. - I’m falling so I’m taking my time on my ride
Ride, Twenty One Pilots - Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum
Pop Style, Drake - Champagne spillin’, you should taste that
Fancy, Iggy Azalea - This queen don’t need a king
Sit Still Look Pretty, Daya
Change your bio, change your life..
