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For a WHOLE YEAR, we’ve been cooped up and surrounded by the same people with little to nothing to do. But now…WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND.

We have been robbed of a year’s worth of our “hot” and “youthful” days. So there is absolutely no excuse to not go completely nuts this summer. 

Since everything has started opening up, the bars have become JAM PACKED. We have been waiting a full year to get back to these places, and there is no time for us to wait in line for a drink. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH. 

Which is why we made these shirts, so you can let the bartender know…WE ARE NOT MESSING AROUND THIS SUMMER. 

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