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So I Was Like – Ask A (British) Frat Guy

This week’s episode of So I Was Like, is available to stream on Youtube, Apple and Spotify. As always, we want to thank our sponsor Sunday Scaries for both changing our life and offering an incredible discount code for all of our listeners.

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Now, here are a few iconic quotes from this weeks episode:

“Ask your sisters brother…oh wait that would be your brother”

“He was on Big Brother, come on. Get over yourself.”

“One of the Kardashian’s squad members, got my account suspended because they claimed I was bullying them.”

“You didn’t tell me this” “I literally put it in a group chat, guess you didn’t read it” “This is awkward.”

“I know so many people who have personal beef with FoodGod, like normal people.”

“The second I get elected as president; first of all MEN 45 minutes a day..flip phones. We’ve already established that. Number two; FoodGod house arrest.”

“When I piss my pants, it’s because in my dream I get up and go to the bathroom…I’ve simulated it in my mind.”

“I was like would you date Becca and he was like ‘I’m into girls with short hair'”

“He’s literally so nervous just sitting here fiddling with his biscuit”

“We are fucking you, because we want to fuck you, you want to see every fucking crevice”

“Planning my nuts is how I’m thinking about sex”

“Don’t be creepy to girls at night in their DM’s”

“I think I’m jaded from doing (The Loyalty Test) all the time”

“Fucking Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce, if that doesn’t settle that”

What do you think?

Written by Grace O'Malley

If Carrie Bradshaw drank a little bit too much and was originally from Boston...

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