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Kylie Celebrates 26th Birthday With Stunning Bikini Pics

Happy birthday, Kylie! Even though it’s your day, you chose to gift us these jaw-dropping vacation flicks. What a generous soul you have. I think it’s safe to say that every college-aged male wishes they were with you on your birthday trip to paradise. I’d even quit my job so I could accompany you to what looks like a private island in some South American country (and I don’t think I’m the only one willing to do so).

All the Kardashians consistently get hated for being “plastic”. Take a good look at Kylie and try to tell me that some implants here and there are so unattractive. You couldn’t – because you’d be lying. At only 26 years of age, Kylie is just entering her prime. I’m expecting some LeBron-level production out of her for at least another twenty years for sure. I know those are high standards to meet, but I’m confident she’ll get it done. I mean, look at Kim. She’s 42 and I’d give up my kidney for one night with her.

Do we think that the GeoGuessr guy could find the location of this photo? If so, I’m hopping on a private jet immediately. Not sure how I’ll obtain said private jet, but I’ll do anything for my queen Kylie. Not in a creepy way – just a supportive fan way. Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same. Heck, I’d even raise Stormi if I needed too. Even though I’d just be the step-dad, I’d be the dad that steps up. And that’s all that matters.

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