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Happy birthday, Kylie! Even though it’s your day, you chose to gift us these jaw-dropping vacation flicks. What a generous soul you have. I think it’s safe to say that every college-aged male wishes they were with you on your birthday trip to paradise. I’d even quit my job so I could accompany you to what looks like a private island in some South American country (and I don’t think I’m the only one willing to do so).
All the Kardashians consistently get hated for being “plastic”. Take a good look at Kylie and try to tell me that some implants here and there are so unattractive. You couldn’t – because you’d be lying. At only 26 years of age, Kylie is just entering her prime. I’m expecting some LeBron-level production out of her for at least another twenty years for sure. I know those are high standards to meet, but I’m confident she’ll get it done. I mean, look at Kim. She’s 42 and I’d give up my kidney for one night with her.
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Do we think that the GeoGuessr guy could find the location of this photo? If so, I’m hopping on a private jet immediately. Not sure how I’ll obtain said private jet, but I’ll do anything for my queen Kylie. Not in a creepy way – just a supportive fan way. Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same. Heck, I’d even raise Stormi if I needed too. Even though I’d just be the step-dad, I’d be the dad that steps up. And that’s all that matters.