37 Song Lyrics Perfect For Your Twitter Bio

Whether you like it or not, your social media presence is everything. What you put on the internet is ultimately what defines you as a person. Friends, frenemies, PNMs, and ex’s new girlfriends will use everything and anything they find online to create a mental image of you in heir heads. Because original thought is dead, coming up with a bio that fully encapsulates your essence while still being cute and clever is nearly impossible. “I probably hate you” and “At least I think I’m funny” just isn’t cutting it anymore, and letters with your school is so 2020. Instead, use a cheeky song lyric to show not only are you fun and flirty, but you also know your shit about music.

  1. Somebody please tell em who the eff I is
    Superbass, Nicki Minaj
  2. Boy, bye
    Sorry, Beyonce
  3. You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving
    Sleazy, Kesha
  4. I live for the applause
    Applause, Lady Gaga
  5. Miss American Dream since I was 17
    Piece of Me, Britney Spears
  6. Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love
    The Joker, Steve Miller Band
  7. Female version of a hustler
    Diva, Beyonce
  8. Just a valley girl they love to hate
    Say, Symon
  9. To the honeys makin’ money playin’ fellas like dummies
    Big Poppa, Notorious B.I.G.
  10. I wanna dance with no pants on, holla
    Blah Blah Blah, Kesha
  11. My head game got you head over heels (this one maybe be better for Tinder)
    Magic Stick, Lil Kim
  12. A free spirit with a wild heart
    Simple Things, Miguel
  13. What da dilly yo
    Get Ur Freak On, Missy Elliot
  14. Kush rolled, glass full, I prefer the better things
    Up All Night, Drake
  15. I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt
    Style, Taylor Swift
  16. If you’re still up then I’m still down
    After Hours, Mike Stud
  17. She like hip hop and rock n roll
    Corona and Lime, Shwayze
  18. If you ain’t reckless then you ain’t with me
    Girls, Santigold
  19. Coppin’ sweaters in the summer with the sale on it
    $ave Dat Money, Lil Dicky
  20. It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
    Shake It Out, Florence + The Machine
  21. Doin it big like I live in the Taj Mahal
    Tambourine, Eve
  22. I’m your hell, I’m your dream, I’m nothing in between
    Bitch, Meredith Brooks
  23. La da di da di, we like to party
    We Can’t Stop, Miley Cyrus
  24. Hot and dangerous
    We R Who We R, Kesha
  25. I’m just a girl, a little ‘ol me
    Just A Girl, No Doubt
  26. Purse so heavy gettin’ Oprah dollas
    Boss, Fifth Harmony
  27. Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well
    Bad Girls, M.I.A.
  28. Pretty mind, silk thoughts
    Bacon, Nick Jonas
  29. The kinda girl you like is right here with me
    Partition, Beyoncé
  30. Attitude on na na
    For Free, DJ Khaled and Drake
  31. Ruby red lips sippin’ on sweet tea
    Barefoot Blue Jean Night, Jake Owen
  32. Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know
    Magnets, Disclosure
  33. I acquired taste for salmon on a bagel with the capers on a square plate
    Broccoli, D.R.A.M.
  34. I’m falling so I’m taking my time on my ride
    Ride, Twenty One Pilots
  35. Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum
    Pop Style, Drake
  36. Champagne spillin’, you should taste that
    Fancy, Iggy Azalea
  37. This queen don’t need a king
    Sit Still Look Pretty, Daya

Change your bio, change your life..

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