37 Song Lyrics Perfect For Your Twitter Bio

Whether you like it or not, your social media presence is everything. What you put on the internet is ultimately what defines you as a person. Friends, frenemies, PNMs, and ex’s new girlfriends will use everything and anything they find online to create a mental image of you in heir heads. Because original thought is dead, coming up with a bio that fully encapsulates your essence while still being cute and clever is nearly impossible. “I probably hate you” and “At least I think I’m funny” just isn’t cutting it anymore, and letters with your school is so 2020. Instead, use a cheeky song lyric to show not only are you fun and flirty, but you also know your shit about music.

1. Somebody please tell em who the eff I is
   Superbass, Nicki Minaj
2. Boy, bye
   Sorry, Beyonce
3. You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving
   Sleazy, Kesha
4. I live for the applause
   Applause, Lady Gaga
5. Miss American Dream since I was 17
   Piece of Me, Britney Spears
6. Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love
   The Joker, Steve Miller Band
7. Female version of a hustler
   Diva, Beyonce
8. Just a valley girl they love to hate
   Say, Symon
9. To the honeys makin’ money playin’ fellas like dummies
   Big Poppa, Notorious B.I.G.
10. I wanna dance with no pants on, holla
    Blah Blah Blah, Kesha
11. My head game got you head over heels (this one maybe be better for Tinder)
    Magic Stick, Lil Kim
12. A free spirit with a wild heart
    Simple Things, Miguel
13. What da dilly yo
    Get Ur Freak On, Missy Elliot
14. Kush rolled, glass full, I prefer the better things
    Up All Night, Drake
15. I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt
    Style, Taylor Swift
16. If you’re still up then I’m still down
    After Hours, Mike Stud
17. She like hip hop and rock n roll
    Corona and Lime, Shwayze
18. If you ain’t reckless then you ain’t with me
    Girls, Santigold
19. Coppin’ sweaters in the summer with the sale on it
    $ave Dat Money, Lil Dicky
20. It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
    Shake It Out, Florence + The Machine
21. Doin it big like I live in the Taj Mahal
    Tambourine, Eve
22. I’m your hell, I’m your dream, I’m nothing in between
    Bitch, Meredith Brooks
23. La da di da di, we like to party
    We Can’t Stop, Miley Cyrus
24. Hot and dangerous
    We R Who We R, Kesha
25. I’m just a girl, a little ‘ol me
    Just A Girl, No Doubt
26. Purse so heavy gettin’ Oprah dollas
    Boss, Fifth Harmony
27. Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well
    Bad Girls, M.I.A.
28. Pretty mind, silk thoughts
    Bacon, Nick Jonas
29. The kinda girl you like is right here with me
    Partition, Beyoncé
30. Attitude on na na
    For Free, DJ Khaled and Drake
31. Ruby red lips sippin’ on sweet tea
    Barefoot Blue Jean Night, Jake Owen
32. Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know
    Magnets, Disclosure
33. I acquired taste for salmon on a bagel with the capers on a square plate
    Broccoli, D.R.A.M.
34. I’m falling so I’m taking my time on my ride
    Ride, Twenty One Pilots
35. Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum
    Pop Style, Drake
36. Champagne spillin’, you should taste that
    Fancy, Iggy Azalea
37. This queen don’t need a king
    Sit Still Look Pretty, Daya

Change your bio, change your life..