I know nothing about formula one racing. Nothing. I had the F1 espn sports (it’s in the game OR challenge everything, if you’re genz) on my PS2 growing up. That’s it.
I don’t even know how to pronounce some of these last names. So in classic female nature, I will pick who to fuck, marry and kill based only on looks.
Louis Hamilton – Fuck
You’d think this was a given. He’s stunning. However, I found out he was 5’9”. No hate on anyone for their height. But I am six feet. I want to feel tiny like the other guys. So that was going to be a problem for me.
However, then I found out Hamilton dated Nicole Scherzinger. If he can handle her, he will rock my world. He was immediately placed back on the fuck list.
Max Verstappen – Kill
Red bull does give me wings. I hope it gives him wings too so he can fly to heaven. I am sure he is such a great guy. But I have to kill him. First off, because he kinda looks like the handsome villain in a teenage vampire movie. Second off, because I am in love with someone else….
Charlie Leclerc – Marry
I had to pick him. Lookit that face. He looks like a sexy Harry Potter. His hair is just perfectly messy. What more could a girl ask for? He’s the Christina Ronaldo of f1.
Going to go vroom vroom into Leclerc dms brb!!!!!!
