F*ck, Marry, Kill – Formula 1

I know nothing about formula one racing. Nothing. I had the F1 espn sports (it’s in the game OR challenge everything, if you’re genz) on my PS2 growing up. That’s it. 

I don’t even know how to pronounce some of these last names. So in classic female nature, I will pick who to fuck, marry and kill based only on looks.

Louis Hamilton – Fuck

You’d think this was a given. He’s stunning. However, I found out he was 5’9”. No hate on anyone for their height. But I am six feet. I want to feel tiny like the other guys. So that was going to be a problem for me. 

However, then I found out Hamilton dated Nicole Scherzinger. If he can handle her, he will rock my world. He was immediately placed back on the fuck list. 

Max Verstappen – Kill

Red bull does give me wings. I hope it gives him wings too so he can fly to heaven. I am sure he is such a great guy. But I have to kill him. First off, because he kinda looks like the handsome villain in a teenage vampire movie. Second off, because I am in love with someone else….

Charlie Leclerc – Marry 

I had to pick him. Lookit that face. He looks like a sexy Harry Potter. His hair is just perfectly messy. What more could a girl ask for? He’s the Christina Ronaldo of f1.

Going to go vroom vroom into Leclerc dms brb!!!!!!

Written by Caroline Bano

Super boring girl with mediocre personality....but I'm hot. Read my blog. NYC.

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