Khloe is a lizard vampire and it’s kinda….. hot.
Okay so quick rundown on our thicc-est (and fav) Kardashian (besides Kris , of course).
Khloe and Tristian Cheating Rundown
Tristian got another woman, Maralee Nichols, pregnant. He then tried to pay her 75k to not go public with the information… Um…
Those texts of him bribing her alone are worth more than 75k. Those texts are Maralee’s golden ticket to fame, brand deals, and early retirement.
Khloe than got an apology statement on Tristians Instagram story
NOW, he follows this statement up with cheating again. Caught by a TikToker. You can’t escape us, Tristian… We are everywhere…
Tricia Caracoza got Khloe’s back
KIM K WANNABES. HE IS WITH WANNABES. He has a full ass millionaire Kardashian at home. Something is seriously wrong with this man.
NOW KHLOE’S HAND
Khloe posted and instagram photo (peak the caption).
Close up on the hand
This resulted in some of the best tweets of the week.
Khloe’s hand a history
The first time we saw Khloe’s claws was in the above pic.
People accused her of photoshop. It was soon after this incident in the Skims commercial where Kim had a photoshop fail with her fingers.
Khloe responded saying
“HA I’m cracking up! 4a few of those GA photos, we shot on a camera lens that creates a stretching effect. The closer the object is to camera they will get elongated. So in some of my photos my feet/fingers look incredibly long. Not to worry! I still have normal size hands/fingers” – Khloe K
She must have used the same camera lens in these photos.
Here are some other photos of Khloe’s hand I found on the internet. You tell me if it’s the lens….