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WTF Is Sports Betting?

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Apparently TFM is now partnered with Wynn Bets. I think that’s what it’s called but honestly, I’m pretty clueless to the whole scene. 

The closest I’ve ever been to sports betting is when my ex bf used to steal my money and then scream at a television? Completely lost as to what any of that meant, by the way. Not really sure where in the timeline of my relationship this fell, but it was either before or after he used to steal my money to tip cam girls. (For the record, I genuinely appreciated him supporting sex workers, I just wished he used his own money for it.) 

Since then, the concept of sports betting has been completely eliminated from my brain. Like, I blocked out the trauma. 

Until last Thursday when my boss said those extremely triggering words. He said sports betting, and the room started spinning. Like the Spongebob meme of Mr. Crabs. 

He tried to explain it to me, but my mind was somewhere else. I was brought back to my ex bf’s apartment that smelled like weed, beer, and piss. My boss was saying a bunch of things, but I could only hear screams about baseball or whatever. 

Anyway, now that I’ve lived through my trauma again for the greater good of the company (you’re welcome btw), I’m going to blindly give y’all some offers for the first weekend of watching a bunch of grown men run around grass and hit each other. 

Okay so try to stick with me here. I know it’s hard to be on my level of sports betting knowledge. It takes a lot of effort to know this little actually. 

Click here for the link. You can use the code TSM Bets BUT I don’t really know what the code does to be honest lol. And below is the offer they are running for the first week of basketball! Jk I think it’s called football, maybe?

Also click here for a blog that explains the whole thing better than I do.

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Written by Alyssa Schoener

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