The Late Join
I understand that sometimes schedules have to change for different reasons blah blah blah. But I genuinely don’t think it’s that hard to set your schedule and just fucking stick to it. Dropping a class is one thing, but these fucking people that join two weeks in can suck my balls. Why is this such an issue? Because they come in two weeks late and sit plop down in someone else’s seat. It doesn’t matter if that seat belongs to you or not because it will cause every other person in the class to end up having to change their own seat. Pick your classes and fucking stick to them.
The Interrupter
This may be more common for me because I’m surrounded by #wokewarriors that feel the need to cut you off mid-sentence to rebuttal a point you haven’t even finished making, but these people suck. No matter what the situation is, no matter how harmless the conversation, these fuckers will cut you off as soon as they feel like they can completely change the context of what you were saying in order to make you look like a complete asshole.
The Questioner
I have always felt like there was an unwritten rule that if you have a question in the last ten minutes of class, you shut the fuck up and ask the professor one on one. Apparently, some people are unaware of this rule because they constantly wait until class has ended to bombard the professor with questions (who wants to fucking leave just as bad as everyone else does) that my seven-year-old cousin could answer.
The Zombie
We call this person a zombie because he must be fucking brain dead. I know not everyone has the same academic abilities, and that’s fine. But there’s a big difference between that and being a fucking moron. These are the people that decide they will answer any and all questions but have ZERO fucking clue what they’re talking about. It makes everyone in the class uncomfortable when the professor has to explain things to him for the fourth time that class. Just realize that you’re dumb and stop answering questions.
