Alyssa Schoener
I was probably not the person to ask this question to because I definitely have blocked a man for asking our server for her Instagram before (still think I’m in the right for that), but this week someone wrote in to So I Was Like (click here to listen) and asked how to cut off a guy without being dramatic and making a scene.
Not to brag, but I think I came up with the perfect answer.
You need to act like you have no emotions.
Apparently, from what I’ve heard, I’m very good at this. Even if I’m raging with emotions, I strategically act like I don’t, because it drives men insane. And I love seeing guys act crazy over me. It makes me want to marry them.
Anyway, if a guy fucks you over, you need to act like you don’t care. Go to their place, get your stuff, tell them it’s over, and then move on with your life even if you’re having a really hard time dealing with it emotionally.
You want them to rethink their existence. Show them that you’re too good to be treated the way they’re treating you.
I know that’s easier said than done though so I’m going to give you a list of things you definitely should NOT do:
- Do not block him. If you block him it shows that you care and we can’t ever let men know we care about them!
- Do not cry in front of him. Especially if you guys were never officially dating because he’s going to tell his friends that you were obsessed with him.
- Do not fuck his friends. Nothing screams, “I want his attention” more than doing that.
- Do not tweet about him. I have definitely never done this, but I would imagine it’s a bit dramatic.
I give more tips on this week’s episode so be sure to listen and DM us on @Soiwaslikepod on Instagram and ask any questions you want answered 🙂
