50 Things I Miss About The NFL Season

The NFL season is officially 50 days away. I don’t know about you guys, but I literally cannot contain my excitement. In an attempt to get it all out, I’ve decided to list out all of the things I miss about the NFL season. Here are 50 things I miss about football season.

The List (in no particular order)

1. Day drinking on Sunday
2. Wearing ridiculous outfits to the fantasy football draft
3. Wings
4. Scott Hansen
5. Early Sunday morning parlay crafting
6. Vicious hits
7. Division rivalries
8. Immediately thinking you will win your fantasy league after drafting
9. JJettas griddy
10. Live betting Chiefs ML anytime they are losing
11. Bill Belichick hoodie cutoffs
12. Waiver wire pickups
13. Waking up at 9am to watch the Jags play in London
14. The dancing CBS robot
15. Rooting against the Jets
16. Game winning field goals
17. Betting on the coin toss at the Super Bowl
18. Watching the Cowboys collapse in the playoffs
19. Checking injury statuses all week long
20. Recrafting after the first slate doesn’t go as planned
21. Pizza
22. Colin Cowherd “heck of play by Mahomes” memes
23. Sweating a hail mary SNF same game parlay to save the week
24. Listening to Booger McFarland nonsense
25. Not cheering for injury, but hiding your excitement when it happens to the other teams’ best player
26. Andy Reid talking about cheeseburgers
27. Not seeing your girlfriend on Sunday
28. Screaming at the TV
29. Watching Tua take an absolute beating every time he steps on the field
30. Last second fantasy lineup tinkers
31. Multiple screenage
32. Free play
33. Lamar Jackson elusive runs
34. Coaching the boys from my couch
35. Fantasy trade r*pe
36. One handed catches
37. Making Thursdays enjoyable
38. Defensive players scoring on offense
39. Sweats all day Sunday
40. Reverse line movement
41. Immediately making fun of your friend when his favorite team loses
42. Bills mafia
43. “Mom, I need more pizza rolls!”
44. Player props
45. Big man fumble recovery touchdowns
46. Brunch —> kickoff
47. Team choreographed celebrations
48. Shot 5s to make sure you keep your perfect seat
49. Fantasy punishments
50. Letting the outcome of a game affect my mood for the day