Now that the hangover has subsided, I’m relieved that I managed to keep all my fingers and eyes intact this past 4th of July. It’s no surprise that when you combine large quantities of alcohol and fireworks, some rather dumb incidents are likely to occur. Let me share with you a few of my favorite videos I found from Americas Birthday in 2023:
What else would you expect from the Bay Area?
The way that the doors flew off of the car made it look like a cartoon:
When I said a lot of alcohol, this was not a sober idea:
Just wait for it, there’s a reason that you should be sober to use fireworks …