Beat Box-
Ohhhh brother. Beat boxes are amazing. These 11% sons of bitches will get you feeling right. One of these things and a few shots with another drink on this list as a pregame will give you a perfect buzz. Beat boxes are wine-based, so if you like a great-tasting wine drunk, this should be your go-to drink. Holy shit why were there so many hyphens in that sentence. Anyways, Beat Boxes are also a financial blessing, coming in at a measly $4 bones. So if you are broke, which a lot of us are, this gives you all the more reason to try these bad boys. They come in a sick ass container too. With flavors ranging from Blueberry Razz to Fruit Punch, these fuckers are very enjoyable out of the freezer and you should definitely scoop up a few of these guys.
Whipped Cream Burnetts-
If there was one drink that would define my college experience, it’d be Whipped Cream flavor Burnett’s. Everyone knows Burnett’s to be disgusting and some cheap Vodka. Which is entirely true. However, the Whipped Cream flavored Burnetts is actually hella good. It’s only about $6 and there’s enough to go around for you and some of the boys. The way I can describe the drunk off Burnett’s is a regular vodka drunk, but the only difference is that if you drink too much of it you’ll wake up in a bush after trying to fight a tomato plant. If you chase the bottle with some root beer, it’ll be gone before you can say, “I pissed my pants.”
Warhead Flavor, Four Loko-
Ok ok, hear me out. I know a lot of you guys have some gnarly experiences with Four Lokos and I am no different. This is going to be a hard sell to some of you, but here we go. This warhead flavor might be the best flavor. It tastes exactly like warheads with the aftertaste of that weird Four Loko taste. I shotgunned one of these guys before a sorority event and it had me feeling myself. I don’t recommend shotgunning a Four Loko under any circumstances, but if you can get it all down it’s amazing. Expand your horizons and recapture your high school drunk of a Four Loko!
