The featured picture looks like a woman in her early 20s, who’s hot, and enjoys riding motorcycles. Now would you believe that’s actually a 50-year-old man who has long, luxurious hair? Because that’s what it is…
The MTV show Catfished was first released during my senior year of high school. I never understood how these people could believe that they weren’t talking to a smoke show, and instead, it was a 400-pound middle-aged man who was stealing pictures from the internet. The reactions of the people were always the best. They would track down the person, meet them in real life, and instantly regret all of the sexting they have done. Once in a while, the people would say that looks didn’t matter, and they would try to make things work. That’s 110% bullshit people want to say that looks don’t matter, but they do.
This man has racked up over 23 thousand followers on Twitter. I don’t speak Japanese, but I can only guess that most of the followers are just horny bastards who have followed for pictures. Some people had translated some of the replies, and many said they wanted to lick that motorcycle’s seat. I wonder how many of them now regret those comments.
How did this man’s secret plan of pretending to be a young attractive woman fall apart? A god damn reflection was this man’s downfall.
This was in a reflection from one of his pictures. That reflection shows an older man and not an attractive woman who was also in the picture. If you’re going to catfish, you have to make sure to go through your pictures with a fine toothbrush.
With the Catfish show, I would always wonder why they never video chatted. You can fake pictures all you want, but you can’t fake videos. Well, that’s no longer the case. There are new programs that change everything and question your entire reality.
This isn’t Tom Cruise. I know that it looks like Cruise and sounds like Cruise, but it’s not him. I have no idea what software deeptomcruise is using, but it works.
So make sure to be super careful on the internet street, because you could be DM’ing, a super hot girl, and it could be a 50-year-old man.
