Cricket is one of those sports that I have never watched, don’t plan on ever watching, don’t understand, and that is fine by me. I know that people love to say that baseball is boring and has so many stupid rules, and I think that cricket is the European version of baseball, but baseball is better than Cricket cause it’s Merica. There’s never a day where I’m like, hey, instead of watching football, baseball, basketball, or hockey, I’ll watch cricket instead
I know that every guy has thought this before. They sit next to a girl; they stand up, bend over to talk to somebody else, and maybe put a hand on your chest. Then, you look up, and a set of bazookas are staring right at you. You know that you should stop looking, but your eyes are glued, your heart starts to race, you imagine every scenario that would lead to you sucking on those glorious knockers. Then the woman sits back down, and your imagination dies with the process. But, not for this man, this man looked up, saw those things staring him in the eye, and went in with his mouth wide open.
From the rate that this man was drinking his beer, his annoyed drunken glance next to him, and the fact that he went in with his mouth wide open. I would think it’s a good assumption that this man was hammered. There’s an old saying that is whatever you do drunk is just what you’re afraid to do sober. So maybe this isn’t the first time this woman has done something like this to him, and this time he was drunk enough to do something about it.
The clip didn’t end with him getting smacked across the face, so a tip of the hat to this dude. Maybe your Cricket game was more enjoyable after you sucked on that milk bag.
