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Horny Tik Tok Trend: I Need A Rich Bitch, Scratch That I Need A Thick Bitch

I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.

An argument that has been going on since the beginning of time. Would you rather have somebody rich or somebody who has an amazing body. Do you care more about money or looks. Those are the two things that every shallow guy is looking at. We are first looking at how hot a woman is, and then if they aren’t, are they rich. VingearStrokes has written before about looking for a sugar mama, and I can 1000% get on that trend. Imagine not having to work another day, and all you have to do is please a 50+-year-old. Anyway, of course, there was a dance with Rich by Big Yavo, who has the lyrics I need a rich bitch, scratch that I need a thick bitch.

@zaraczellmer

why does it look like i’m in front of a green screen #foryou

♬ Rich – Big Yavo
@nikitadragun

omg i’m deleting this bye

♬ Rich – Big Yavo

A dance on Tik Tok wouldn’t be complete without girls doing them in bikinis and other articles of clothing that show off their bodies. Which I am not complaining about. The dance involves girls throwing fake cash in the air, throwing their asses up towards the cameras, and then ending with an air hump. It’s a dance that everybody can get behind.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

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