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Horny Tik Tok Trend Of Today: Bugs Bunny

I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.

Today’s trend is an older one that took Tik Tok by storm a couple of months ago. The trend is of a woman laying on their stomachs with their feet up in the air, making it look like their feet are ears. The sound goes on, and then they push their ass in the air, and most of the time, they are in a “swimsuit.” I put swimsuits in quotes because all of these swimsuits are the thong style which is the best swimsuit style.

I had to dig deep for this trend. So many girls would go and have their feet up in the air and then just make facial expressions. There was no ass in the air, nothing. I know that nobody wants to see that. I mean, maybe if you’re into foot fetishes, you would like that, but I’m not here for fetishes.

How are girls this flexible? I can’t even bend down and touch my toes. Now that might be because I’m a fat ass, but regardless there’s no way I could bend my legs that high. Then to have the control to move your feet around to make them look like ears, there’s no way.

This trend is a nice surprise where you might not know what to expect, and then boom, a dump truck appears out of nowhere. I have never been involved in a 3way, but I expect this is an angle that you would see if a girl was going down on you and a dude was behind her. Now, where do your eyes go? It would be weird to look straight ahead and stare the dude in the eyes, but if you look down at the woman’s ass, you’re also staring at another dick. It’s a lose-lose situation, except your getting your dick sucked, which is a win.

Written by Mailman Dave

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