I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend is an OG trend of Tik Tok. I actually had to search my blog history to see if I already wrote about this trend. We have a mashup of two songs and a special “dance” to go along with the song. Every video has two things happening in it. The song’s first half is a woman with no makeup, baggy clothes, and looks like an average chick. Then boom, the song’s second half is when the horny part of the trend comes in. Suddenly that woman turns into a smoke show in a dress that perfectly shows off her body. Instead of me talking about it, here you go, you be the judge.
Some women really drum up the first half of this trend. Others are just wearing baggy clothes where your imagination can wander. We even have celebrities join in on this trend, with Iggy Azalea hopping on it. Maybe past celebrity is a better word. I don’t know if Iggy is up to anything today. Makeup is a cheat code, and you add that with dresses that hug every curve. Suddenly you’re in a rabbit hole watching every video on a woman’s page. The dance is just the sorority squat where the dress rides up their ass. Then the rest of the dance is them throwing some twerks in there and shaking their ass. A trend that everybody can get behind.
