Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the past trends.
This week’s trend is a strange one. I couldn’t imagine unloading thirst traps with info about myself in hopes that I find a significant other on Tik Tok. All the duets I saw and comments were people drooling over these women… so pretty much what I do here twice a week. It turned into a line of people asking if they could be their boyfriends. Just so strange, you know what? Here’s the trend for you.
This was my favorite trend, not because women were dressed in little to no clothes or a lot of ass shaking. Nope, it’s because they tell you their age. Do you know how creepy it is when watching a video and trying to figure out if the girls aren’t in high school? I always look for tattoos as an indicator if they don’t have their age in their bio. Tik Tok needs to add a green checkmark for age.
Anyway, back to the trend. The thing that I find funny is that none of these women need to submit a girlfriend application. All of these women are smoke shows and probably have a dozen dudes sending “hi” with a picture of their ceiling every other day to their Snapchat. Maybe it’s because I’m a fat ass and don’t ever go to the gym, but I don’t believe that all of these women can be gym rats as they claim to be.
