Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend is the queen of making every song extremely sexual and horny, Megan Thee Stallion. This song has so much potential that it has two different trends. One trend is a dance taking the actual lyrics of Thot Shit by having their hands on their knees and their shaking their ass. Hand up this first trend is by far my favorite. The second trend is a zoom-in of a woman’s face with no makeup, lick the camera, and boom, they are in full makeup. Seeing thousands of Tik Toks has 1000% completely changed my outlook on makeup. I thought before that it barely changed somebody’s looks, nope that’s not the case; people can fully transform into a brand new person with some product. Anyway, I’ll let you be the judge of what trend you enjoy more.
I’ve already written about what a tongue does to men’s imagination in a Horny Tik Tok Trend. I’m not gonna complain about getting the imagination going on a different day. The dance that goes with this song is by far the best. I mean, twerking is God’s gift to mankind. I don’t know where twerking started or who invented it, but hat tip to that person. There are professional twerking competitions now where asses do things that I didn’t know were possible. I request Megan Thee Stallion to keep making dirty songs that women can dance to. From WAP to Thot Shit, she keeps the dirty horny hits coming. I’m not saying they are the greatest songs, but they get the people going, which I’m here for.
