I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend has something for everybody. Ass or tits is a question as old as time. With this trend, you get the best of both worlds. Either you get a bathing suit that is bursting at the seams trying to hold in some bazookas, or you have the thong bathing suit that shows off both ass cheeks as clear as the sky. Regardless I had to dive deep into this trend because not only were there girls walking to or from the camera, but there were also a lot of random ass videos with the sound. I don’t want to see 12-year-olds showing off their fidget collections or random dudes smiling at the camera and licking their lips like they are staring at an entire pizza. Neither do you so that’s why I’m here to weed through the shit, and give you horndogs what you really want.
If you’ve ever got a boner during Victoria’s Secret model shows, this is for you. I’m not gonna lie one of my first times jerking it at 13 was to Victoria’s Secret show; it was either that or the Girls Gone Wild commercials on Spike. I wonder what happened to that channel. I loved watching hours of either Pros vs. Joes or Ink Master, but what horny 13-year old David loved was the random Girls Gone Wild commercials that would happen late at night. Teenagers now have the entire internet and porn on their phones; I was right before that and had to find my horny content in 30-second commercials or Victoria’s Secret runways. Anyway, another day, another horny Tik Tok trend, and this one was a tryout for women to get on the runways.
