Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend is built on anticipation. In the first couple of seconds, all you see is a fist knocking towards you. What are you gonna get? Are you going to get a 500-pound dude chilling in his underwear? One of those strange influencers who can make their eyes bulge out of their head? A bunch of wiggle dickers who make a living dancing for 12-year-old girls to like their posts? Nope, this is Tik Tok, and my algorithm knows what’s up and gives me girls in bikinis.
That’s hot, Velma above you, Shaggy. We have bikinis with milk bags busting out of them, thong bikinis, and full-on bra and panties. Some women are better at knocking and not revealing what’s behind them than others. The video with the two girls who work at Hooters just appears out of nowhere. Just two hot blonde goddesses who will serve you a pitcher of beer and a dozen of wings. This had to be one of the easiest trends to find videos for. If the screencap wasn’t a knuckle and fists, I just kept scrolling.
