Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
With it being ‘MERICA’s birthday yesterday, I had to find a 4th of July trend, and of course, Tik Tok didn’t disappoint. Where did this sound come from? I have no idea it sounds like a middle-aged woman who is a little tipsy and is hungry and a little horny at the same time. Regardless, the women of Tik Tok took this trend over and showed off what they were wearing for the 4th. Spoiler alert lots and lots of bikinis; I didn’t know that many people had boats or pool parties for the 4th. There were also some bizarre videos that I won’t show because you horn dogs don’t want to see those.
Be hot, wear a 4th of July bikini, barely mutter the words, and then get thousands of views. I figured there would be variety for the bikinis, but almost all of them were the same. Stripes and stars play every time, and this is what women wear on the 4th. Throwing in a hot dog boosts the American vibes. Hot dogs have to be the food with the strangest definitions. Hot dogs can be a dick, you can roast your buddies and say that your friend has a cocktail wiener, and hot dogs can actually be used for sex. Everybody knows at least one girl from school who shoved a hot dog up there. That’s a roll of the dice; what if the hot dog breaks up in there? That has to be how you get all of the diseases.
